I am sure most of us don’t need much convincing to head to the Caribbean. Picture yourself on the talcum-powder soft sand surrounded by calm, crystalline waters, enjoying live reggae with rum cocktail in one hand and a half-naked woman in the other. Beautiful enough to distract a pirate from his doubloons!
What do you mean you’ve never been handcuffed to a bed in a Balinese pool villa with a bamboo ceiling, lava-rock roof and relaxation cabana overlooking the Indian ocean? We need to change that!
According to French microbiologist and chemist Louis Pasteur, wine is ‘the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages’. That basically makes a trip to the homeland of French wine a doctor-approved choice 😉
I grew up in Dubai and know it like the back of my hand. Let’s take passion to new heights by staying in the world’s tallest hotel. It’s not quite the mile-high club, but it’s a lot more luxurious than a dingy plane bathroom. Not that size matters 😉 Also necessary: overnight desert glamping with resident Emirati astronomy guide (an orgasm for any astrophile!)
Ladies of the night, cabaret and cancan frenzies of black stockings, lacy knickers and thigh-high kicks dominated the city during the Belle Epoque (my favourite historical era!). Sex was a commerce, an escape, and a way of life. Over a century later, the city of love still has a few tricks left up its sleeve (as long as we don’t spend all day eating baguettes by the Tower!)
You know a city is sexy if it was prominently featured in a James Bond movie (especially if that movie was one with a name like “Octopussy”). I’ve heard that sunsets in Udaipur need to be seen to be believed. Have you ever stayed in a floating like a huge spectral marble palace in the middle of a lake? Legend has it, Prince Maharana built it as a royal “pleasure palace” for hosting his dalliances with beautiful young women.
Imagine an enchanting coastal drive down historic Highway 1 in a vintage car, my hair blowing out of the window. What are your thoughts on going naked in public? From 1-3 am, the Esalen Institute opens its doors to its clothing-optional natural hot springs that are perched high on a cliff overlooking the ocean. Lighted only by moonlight, night bathing here is quite an experience, even for non-exhibionists!
Think balloon flights with champagne breakfasts, private treks through the Atlas mountains and luxury camps in the deserts and dunes. Not to mention all the belly dancing I’ll be inspired to perform for you.
I lived in Montreux as a teenager while attending a language boarding school and I’ve been dreaming of going back ever since! The lake, the mountains, the vineyards and villages have forever stolen my heart.
For Casanova, the greatest lover the world has ever known, there was no greater seducer than Venice herself (and he definitely knew a thing or two about attraction and the heady power of seduction!). Let’s catch the pageantry of Carnevale and vent our passions and animal instincts.
With numerous deserted beaches on the islands, there is a good chance of checking the “sex on the beach” box on travel bucket. If we make it there, let’s hit up the popular club “Lovenut.” I have a feeling the name is a foreshadow to how our evening may end 😉